Misuse of the English language. (your for you're, track homes, etc.)

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#f

Intricate myspace layouts wherein you can't see shit.

Note: "can't see shit" is to be read like "you don't know shit". That is the sort of emphasis I'm going for here.

A wonderful submission from one of our readers:

I really hate non-Brits who say "cheers" instead of "thanks". Of course, I don't even say thanks, because I am an asshole.

Mail (other than Netflix of course).

Price tag residue.

Homeless people who sneak up to you in stores roughly disguised as non-homeless people and ask you to buy them stuff.

I simultaneously hate those who read The Economist and those who do not.